I was just about to list a bunch of people I wish had a blog, and then I thought, hang on a minute dumbass, why don't you google them and see if they do blog? Duh....

So, "People that I wished had a blog, who actually do have a blog":

• Kevin Smith

And "People that I'm pretty sure don't have a blog, but I wish did":

• Sean Kelly
• Paul Cowling
• John Petrucci
• Slash
• Mike Patton
• Steven Wright
• Jerry Seinfeld
• Dr. Dre
• Eminem